N FROM: NIKNAK TYPED ON: 20 SEPT `97A ^^^^ ^^^^^ ^^
D REFRENCE: I`M NOT SEXIST! AREA: JOKES= ^^^^^^^^ ^^^^O-------------------------------------------------------------------------------O There were 3 women stranded on a desert island. One day, they foundOa lamp, rubbed it (yes, it did take all three to rub it) and out came a genie,O"I'll grant you each one wish", he said. The first woman says "I want to be 100Otimes smarter than the smartest woman in the world". The genie grants her wish+& she builds a raft and escapes the island.O The second woman says "I want to be 1,000 times smarter than theOsmartest woman in the world". He grants the wish, She builds a helicopter &
flies away.O The third woman says "I want to be 1,000,000 times smarter than the@smartest woman in the world", So the genie turns her into a man.
E REFRENCE: I`M NOT A - OH, FORGET IT... AREA: JOKES> ^^^^^^^^ ^^^^O-------------------------------------------------------------------------------O Science has finally discovered the female gene, and surprisinglyOthey've found it's not only in the human female, but in beer as well. This wasOproven by giving a group of men many cans of beer to drink, whereupon they allOtalked a load of rubbish and then proceded to drive their cars very erraticly
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